We all love cats, right? Otherwise why would you be on the internet. We all love their cute little faces when they look up at you with those wide eyes and longing looks. Purring and rubbing themselves against your leg looking for some more cat food.

But what do you really know about your cat? I don't mean when it goes missing for days and comes back with a glint in its eye, the smell of dead mice on its fur and a coat hanger in its tail. Those are private cat activities that us humans should not delve into.

I mean like how many front and back paws it has or whether it can taste sweet things or not? Well now's the time to get with the program and find out.

Usually when you see a heading like that you immediately think of a woman alone enjoying herself with a toy. Well cleanse your mind of those perverted thoughts you degenerate. It is in fact a new scientific breakthrough, researchers have grown rabbit penises that are fully functional. Awesome.

Now I can fulfil that dream I've always had of covering my head in male rabbit genitalia. Yes! I'll be the envy of all my friends, guys will want to be me girls will want to be, on me. I'll be invincible and I'll be able to satisfy a hundred female rabbits at once. Yeah baby.

Jealous? I know you are. We all know a rabbit foot is lucky, well head full of rabbit dick is even luckier.