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does that mean the noodle dick is out too? how about the spaghetti dick? can they make the rice bunghole? you know, one must be specific with a chef.
Added: 112 days ago by Ankharan
so is there a dalek executive chief kicking around?
Added: 114 days ago by Mr Sworld
wouldn't have put up a sign if somebody hadnt done it already
Added: 119 days ago by embattled666
you can't tell a chef anything and expect them to do it.
Added: 120 days ago by dings
where's sarah connor when u need her?
Added: 120 days ago by Glen_Beckwad
she's dead, cancer :?(
Added: 108 days ago by trickortreat
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