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if you fill the tip you get a nice chemical burn to tide you over til the real itching starts.
Added: 793 days ago by landingwell
if she wants to play, i'd opt for the pop rocks and coke-a-cola douche. if she's got a headache, that's her f'n problem!
Added: 795 days ago by PeckerWould
you're a douche
Added: 794 days ago by jonniebaby
oh sweet! pop-rocks!
Added: 794 days ago by Kremit
oh i know! pop rocks! have her eat for best results. the crackling must do something right?
Added: 795 days ago by Beta-Wax
you're a towel
Added: 790 days ago by barney301
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