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no shit! that's right when it started to not sound right! and then his lame-ass response gets a come-on?
Added: 779 days ago by landingwell
haha nice.
Added: 774 days ago by Jasonic
yea, thats maybe 10 showers a month. i have 10 showers a week!
Added: 780 days ago by Piet.Puk
damn, so i guess a blowjob is out of the question, huh?
Added: 780 days ago by PeckerWould
thats why is say get em while they're young.
Added: 780 days ago by PedoNinja
or when he says" lets meet for drinks" and she says "i don't know, maybe. wanna come to my place after?" she doesn't know about drinks, but sex she is sure of. fishy.
Added: 778 days ago by Keithers143
my response would have been to fix her grammar.
Added: 778 days ago by Keithers143
funny if it isn't actually his g/f but one of his mates...just **** with him haha.
Added: 780 days ago by Shanchat
you knitpick a spelling error... wow, you must be like soo growed up... oh master... troll me your ways...
Added: 773 days ago by Kremit
google image search... the results found are figments of your imagination... they do not exist, they're fabricated in photoshop... oh, wait, that last part was prob. right... but ok, wtf bish? you lure, entyce and
Added: 780 days ago by Kremit
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