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Everyone has different tastes but if you go for 7 you need to cut down on calories.

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0&1 would feel like a bag of dice, 6&7 a half deflated bouncy castle, 8&9 wood. the rest mmmmm
Added: 695 days ago by knucker777
 

 
 

i'd say 2 to 5 only ... my gf is between 3 and 4 i'd say ... lucky me ... but could be luckier :)
Added: 695 days ago by Kavatah
 

 
 

my girl's a 3. love them curves.
Added: 691 days ago by schwing
 

 
 

jabba vs arnold !
Added: 693 days ago by landingwell
 

 
 

what's wrong with 8 ?
Added: 696 days ago by landingwell
 

 
 

2 and 3, maybe 4
Added: 693 days ago by Jace-face
 

 
 

my lady's between a 3 and 5 which makes her a dead on 4, but she be far from average.
Added: 694 days ago by puppetmaster
 

 
 

don't lie everyone knows your gf is like 7.....
Added: 695 days ago by sam_426hemi
 

 
 

7 would be the only one i'd avoid and that's only because fat people are not capable of cleaning themselves.
Added: 696 days ago by dings
 

 
 

6 and 7 to sandwich me pleaaaaase!!?!
Added: 696 days ago by Prunehead
 

 
 
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