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Either that or a pretty awesome cellphone picture. In reality she is probably his "best friend" that gives him semi lap dances but when he tries to take it further jumps out and says "but we are just friends!!!"

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he's checking his std app.
Added: 528 days ago by wck1979
 

 
 

no, he's just really that much of a geek.
Added: 528 days ago by GeorgeOlduvai
 

 
 

flight of the conchords poster in the background. he is at least a little bit cool.
Added: 528 days ago by freddiefindlater
 

 
 

she seems comfortable in that position like she's in it alot.
Added: 528 days ago by schwing
 

 
 

jewish nose = virgin
Added: 526 days ago by cooljules
 

 
 

john met the woman of his dreams but then he met the constant fuc*ing video that would always play and play and play. john dumped his dream girl just like i'm getting ready to dump kb. wtf! if you gotta do it
Added: 526 days ago by LordTovek
 

 
 

john met the woman of his dreams but then he met the constant fuc*ing video that would always play and paly and play. john dumped his dream girl just like i'm getting ready to dumb kb. wtf! if you gotta do it
Added: 527 days ago by LordTovek
 

 
 

john met the woman of his dreams but then he met the constant fuc*ing video that would always play and paly and play. john dumped his dream girl just like i'm getting ready to dumb kb. wtf! if you gotta do it
Added: 527 days ago by LordTovek
 

 
 

come on boys...you know if you were that guy you would tap the shit out of that...oh wait you are that guy...sad pasty british/jewish looking blokes with a bleach blonde slag missing her front tooth....
Added: 528 days ago by owsleybeck
 

 
 

but that's good for a stripper.
Added: 526 days ago by amr
 

 
 
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