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EVIL TORTOISE


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You don't fuck with a tortoise, this dog found out the hard way and now he may never hear the sound of little pattering paws *sniff*. Must remember never to try teabagging a tortoise but who knows what'll happen after 1 too many diet shandy's

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Added: 525 days ago by beibei
 

 
 

or maybe he was just saying that he kinda could predict that the tortoise was going for the balls and alone thinking about that made him shudder. :o
Added: 526 days ago by Samophlage
 

 
 

shudder factor even knowing what was coming
Added: 527 days ago by schwing
 

 
 

john met the woman of his dreams but then he met the constant fuc*ing video that would always play and play and play. john dumped his dream girl just like i'm getting ready to dump kb. wtf! if you gotta do it
Added: 526 days ago by LordTovek
 

 
 

john met the woman of his dreams but then he met the constant fuc*ing video that would always play and paly and play. john dumped his dream girl just like i'm getting ready to dumb kb. wtf! if you gotta do it
Added: 527 days ago by LordTovek
 

 
 

teenage mutant ninja tortoise?
Added: 527 days ago by PedoNinja
 

 
 

foreplay.
Added: 527 days ago by satyriasis
 

 
 

long way to go to say "repost", pal.
Added: 527 days ago by SlackerKun
 

 
 

he ain't saying repost jerkoff he is saying he is sick of the same **** ad on every movie on the site so he is posting it on everything.. get a **** clue
Added: 526 days ago by xordam420
 

 
 

spit water on screen!
Added: 527 days ago by beonu
 

 
 
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