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OPTIMUS PRIME VS JESUS


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Two imaginary characters from a fictional universe go head to head

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prime died for our sins...many times.
Added: 521 days ago by Psycho D Boy
 

 
 

were you beaten up on science course as a 5th grader? go run and tell youre imaginary friend in the sky!
Added: 522 days ago by Neurotrash
 

 
 

my word kb - we acknowledge your views. get over it ffs! were you raped by a priest when you were younger or something?
Added: 522 days ago by buzzybuzzyboo
 

 
 

believer.
Added: 522 days ago by BornOfMachine
 

 
 

optimus is jesus. see back in the day they didn't have machines so the only choice was to transform into a jew or crude clay pottery. can't fight the evil forces of deviltron as a clay pot. but you can as
Added: 520 days ago by owsleybeck
 

 
 

"jesus age 35?", **** pathetic.
Added: 522 days ago by Leclem
 

 
 

actually that was a full life time given the times..
Added: 521 days ago by Kremit
 

 
 

pedophilia?
Added: 512 days ago by Absinthe750mL
 

 
 

from the strictly religious point of view i find this .... heck, it's still funny!
Added: 521 days ago by wiggles
 

 
 

to be fair, it's pretty hard to say that jesus didn't exist. feel free to contest his divinity though (not to mention his skin colour).
Added: 520 days ago by miksedene
 

 
 
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