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ruling out the possibility of coincidence, the day you
were born simply proves that your mom was prone to
indiscretions she won't admit or can't remember...
Added: 99 days ago by PeckerWould
maybe she remembers it well... as the day she should have swallowed.
Added: 99 days ago by jarnold850
perhaps, but spitting is so unlady-like...and i've
never said that your mom wasn't a lady!
Added: 98 days ago by PeckerWould
so.....bosnia then?
Added: 99 days ago by Sparda
mine is on november 8th but i live in a country that doesn't measure love based on stupid gifts or crappy small and expensive french food cooked by mexicans
Added: 99 days ago by brielga
...nor was biology taught.
it means your mom made the beast with two backs on valentines day with some dude.
Added: 99 days ago by Bauhaus
how would you know? maybe his mom prefers to take it from behind.
Added: 97 days ago by Drinkslinger74
Channel 4 evening news team are back!
This horror flick is now out on dvd.
Big Willie Style dishes out a back hand.
Someone has too much time on their hands.
He's a massive idiot with an opinion!
Directors on coke gives some funny results
Don't do drugs kids! Your head might vanish
Reunite Teddy with his owner.
This guy never paid attention to coach!
Imagine how funny a whole movie would be.
Taking consumers by surprise.
It doesn't get much more WTF than this.
Take on the evil forces in the lend.
Flap around like an angry chicken!
We wish our library assistant was this hot!
We had no idea who Katsuni was before this
There is just too much to choose from.
What could possibly make this day better?
Bless the internet for solving mysteries!
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