This fantastic groundbreaking comic by Will Eisner or The Daddy, is due for a film makeover like so many comics have had, this time directed by the brilliant Frank Miller. I, for one, am excited by such a prospect considering this comic was one that blurred the line that separated image and narrative, paving the way for many a comic to follow.

The Spirit is a crime-fighting legend, always surrounding himself with a bevy of beauts, some dangerous, some just damn fine - who wouldn't want to be him? No-one that's who, so check out this dark, moody game, no doubt echoing the film and you can pretend, if you kid yourself hard enough, that you are him.

Everyone's favourite crime fighting, orphaned weirdo is in for some trouble. Looks like Bob Kane's name for his seminal cultural icon wasn't so original after all, or so some bozos claim...

Whatever next? Mother Nature's going to sue Stan Lee and Steve Ditko for copyright infringement and getting the colours all wrong, you fools, when creating Spider-Man (ever seen a red and blue spider?). Is the body of an old ship or some 'unwieldy mass' going to sue Marvel for stealing the name Hulk?

Will the gravestone of influential comic-book legend Jack Kirby get desecrated by some ageing grey-haired beach bum, for stealing his moniker of Silver Surfer? Is a bolt of lightning going to strike down DC comics HQ for stealing the name Flash? Huh? Is it? Is that what you want! Jeez, I can feel my very DNA beginning to unravel in maddening fury.

It's just plain ridiculousness, although it is quite fun to think of various superheroes and then think up what sort of thing could sue them for stealing its name. Fun for about 30 seconds anyway.

So go on give it a try and send them to giveahoot@hotmail.com, the best ones'll get sued for stealing my idea.