The internet's fastest growing child exchange network! And the favourite website of a certain bear, I hear he's soon to be their spokesperson. It's a bit like swapping trading cards at elementary school, like Garbage Pail Kids (if you remember those).

So if you've had a child and you can't bear the sight of them any more, say they're just not quite as sporty as you wished or they're a bit of a wimp and get bullied a lot. Then you can put them on this site, create a profile for them, and then trade them for your perfect son or daughter. Be prepared to haggle though, some parents drive a hard bargain.

Don't hang onto an unwanted child. If you wanted a boy and you got a girl, or vice versa, then just swap them, it works out best for everybody. You want your child to be happy, right? Then trade them!

The nuclear apocalypse, one day it may come and put an end to us miserable cretins called humanity. Especially if Kim Jong-Illing has his way, the chubby cheeked wispy-haired muppet. And if you've been wondering, which I know you have, how a nuclear attack would affect the city you live in, then this is the place to find out.

Type in a city from any country in the world, choose your weapon, from a suitcase bomb to a full on asteroid impact, press that metaphorical red button, and you can find out the fallout, and pressure, and the horrific devastation it'll cause.

Don't stop at a town or city either, why not type in an ex-girlfriend's address, your boss, or even that guy who used to bully you at school. Oh they'll pay, they'll pay for what they did, oh yes. Muha. Muhaha. Muhahahahahahaha!