She's a great looking lady with some satisfactory charms and a body I'd happily eat sushi off.

What are the odds he sends him the wrong homework? LOL

"I AINT GETTIN' ON NO SPACE PLANE!!!"

I doubt this is cow's milks, sounds more like full fat man's milk to me.

Where did this happen? Next year I wanna spend Halloween in this town.

Thinks it's all clever making pasta does it? Well even I can make pasta.

Time to put on your best onion scented beret and throw your hands in the air at that football.

All you want is a fat old paedophile pretending to be female, not an English lesson...LOL

I swear I've had this nightmare, has he got a semi? I know I have :(

Kudos for the non identikit pose but it does make me think she could probably rip off my johnson.

To make one of these novelty birthday cakes you'll need eggs, flour, cream and a devilish wit.

It looks OP delivered but did he send it to his girlfriend's number?

I would probably periodically eat at a table like that, as long as I wasn't too exposed to the elements.

These girls may be ugly but they've got some good Photoshop skills. That's enough for me.

What's that teacher? You don't speak Chinese? You're fired.

Maybe he was shooting his sticky webs at the kids, or touched Aunt May inappropriately?

There's been misspelled tattoos, amputee tattoos, WTF tattoos but these ones are just cr#p. LOL

Well, what did he expect? He's lucky she wasn't a 70 year old man who dresses in nappies...

It's the most terrifying, hideous monster of them all! The son of God.

Now that's how you erect a fence, some fabulous workmanship.

This guy is pure evil right down to his torn fishnets, asymmetric hair and appetite for cake.

Who the hell banned these? They're hardly greatly offensive, unless you're the Catholic Church...

Yeah I know her, I'm not ashamed to admit it because she's talking about my width.

That's the last time he'll be wanting to go to Ireland to watch the game. LOL

The sad thing about this Google predict result is that I think its genuine.

But where's her nautical-themed pashmina Afghan, shawtay?