What's that teacher? You don't speak Chinese? You're fired.

A clever and novel idea, and the album cover is soon to be extinct when we download everything.

"I AINT GETTIN' ON NO SPACE PLANE!!!"

I doubt this is cow's milks, sounds more like full fat man's milk to me.

Where did this happen? Next year I wanna spend Halloween in this town.

Thinks it's all clever making pasta does it? Well even I can make pasta.

A protest that took place in the capital of Ukraine protesting against sexual harassment in colleges.

All you want is a fat old paedophile pretending to be female, not an English lesson...LOL

WTF is it? The only way to find out is to make one and see if you got it right!

I swear I've had this nightmare, has he got a semi? I know I have :(

Kudos for the non identikit pose but it does make me think she could probably rip off my johnson.

There's been misspelled tattoos, amputee tattoos, WTF tattoos but these ones are just cr#p. LOL

The sad thing about this Google predict result is that I think its genuine.

When the world stops surprising you with it's insanity then it's time to make a Spiderman Ganesh.

Don't tell mom the babysitter's a stripper...I suppose this is one way to make sure they learn a trade.

You know the saying I could eat a horse? Well they have a different saying in the Middle East...

Learn these simple moves and you'll be charming the deaf girls in no time.

This is, or isn't, artist Liu Bolin, a man who you would not want to play a game of hide-and-seek with.

It's all about conserving resources and saving the planet at any cost.....well, almost any :(

Beware the cloud pig with excess appendages! It's like a disease-ridden Pink Floyd album cover.

A transgender AND a sense of humour? Hell Stu you've got my vote!

Leave it to corporate management to sap the soul out of anything creative.

Imagine it, a world where on Chrimbo morn presents open children, pigeons feed us & other madness!

This made me so dizzy I fell upwards and landed face first on the ceiling.

WE WERE ALL GOING TO DIE! (in the imagination of the press so they could sell more papers.)