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Dead celebrity day continues with more Michael Jackson pedo jokes. Who'd a thunk it?
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How some of these crazy products ever made it into the shops is beyond me - OMG!!!
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That's right boys, she's the Top Gun of your wildest aeronautical fantasies- WOWZA!
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And not a very convincing one at that..............RUN Forest.....RUN!!!
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Yup! Kontraband finally went there boys....................................................fap fap fap
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If your flatmate is an overbearing douche, do what this girl did; spit in his food! Professional pwnage!
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Oh snap, someone just zinged the pope! Proof that calling someone a nazi is both fun and funny !
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Sure, women are gentle, but their fluffy feminine minds were never meant to drive automobiles!
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It must be great being the president of the United States of America... most of the time - LMAO!
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When you're as much as a badass as Jan, working with the usual tools is just not good enough - WOW!
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Good old Jennifer Aniston, flying the flag for the older lady and she's flying it mighty well! HUBBA!
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What a lovely pair, now if they could throw a furry cup to each other we'd have the whole package!
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I wonder if she will get her 'rimjob' at Autozone? I SO wanna see the results - LMAO!
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This orangutan has ALL the moves, "don't be shy baby come back to my leaf nest in the trees!"
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I know what you're thinking - but that eagle is gonna get a stiff letter from the Queen - OUTRAGEOUS!
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You can almost hear the sound of the pussy whipping as you read this nonesense (don't tell my gf !)
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Now that sounds like an interesting filling, may be worth a try OM NOM !
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They're famous movies, but not as we know it, the titles have been changed to create maximum lolz.
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The lovely Anna chills out in the sun with her mighty fine beach body, pass me the sun tan lotion :)
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It always scares the f*ck out of me when stuff starts eating the sky.
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By day he's an innocent trader, but by night he's pimping out yo momma.
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Shouldn't most of these young people be a lot younger, like say 10 years younger?
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They start listening to Coldplay and the next thing you know you've got a homosexual for a child.
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According to the movies we should be living in a post-apocalyptic world populated by droogs.
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The Lord's day is usually the day I like to beat my wife into a fleshy pulp. Right after church.
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Why pay extortionate money for a professional when you can do all the work yourself - GENIUS!
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