It's simple yet effective, and a great way to meet girls (and hairy asses, should that be your thang).

Awesome. Are these still legal tender? Probably not considering it's an offence to deface money.

I'm throwing a party and all these girls are invited! Come one, come all and bring your friends!

It was only a matter of time wasn't it, now where's John Connor when you need him?

Everyone knows motherf#cker is the first word you learn to spell at school.

Marriage is a social union and legal contract between two freaks that forms kinship.

I trained for the New York marathon by smoking 20 packs a day, my lungs exploded after 2.5 miles.

Those guys who play this are so wacky. Whatever will they do next, huh? Dye their hair? Zany.

Prepare for this image to haunt your nightmares for the rest of your lives...

The wife, her indoors, the trouble & strife, the ball & chain, your significant other, your better half...

As the old saying goes, you don't look at the mantel when you're poking the fire. Slamming.

Obligatory NOMs all round, I could probably manage two or three with some fried onions.

I wish I had one of these in my fridge. The downside: fishy vegetables.

George Lucas's remake of Singin' in the Rain with Stromtrooperswent straight to DVD.

So this is what happened to his wife's body, I'll book a family table for 6.

Yeah, I couldn't agree more with these guys. And what about the common cold, aye? Charlatans.

They won't be joking around so much when we send the ninjas in to decapitate them.

When you see something so weird or amusing you have to bomb your own photo to get the goods.

It's a battle that's been raging since before we were born, and will continue long after we are gone...

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a human comet of sh#t, piss and infected vomit.
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If anyone knows the software he used, just leave it in the comments...for educational purposes.

Match this with the My Little Kitchen play unit for a subjugated female all ready for marriage.

In case anyone missed Dungeons & Dragons 101, here's a breakdown of those moral categories

It's simple yet effective, and a great way to meet girls (and hairy asses, should that be your thang).

When I grow up I wanna be the guy who holds tiny French presidents up by their shoes.

Sublime stuff, ranging from Powdered Toast Man to Pedobear, even Big Head mode video-games.