OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys.
Bet a few minutes later he was getting het up about the Force. You ain't foolin' no-one, Ben.
"Everyone wears masks. Mostly for mysterious reasons, and such. I just wear mine to look cool."
We're not just talking about changing a light bulb, the people in this gallery are SUPERSTOOPID.
They'll probably have their own advice column pretty soon!
Sometimes they even went there when they weren't playing softball!
We love old ladies. They make us laugh. And they give us money.
"I F***ING hate it when this F***ING happens. [Long pause]. Sorry."
Be careful: if you pour it over your head you WILL get wet.
Our business cards are here. [Puts hand in pocket, pulls out the finger]. Okay?
This is us as dog. Except we want pizza. And cuddles.
1968 Ford GT40 Gulf/Mirage Lightweight Racing Car
Talk about taking a picture at JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT!
Coming to slime a kerb near you!
Dogs are man's best friend... apart from when they're being naughty, rude, awful, smelly creatures.
Some people commented last time that women being "out of your league" was a state of mind.
It's all here and it's all WTF!
"Iron Man". That's kind of catchy. It's got a nice ring to it.
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