Keep the noise/sex/littering/stupidity down to a normal level and we won't have to post this again.
Old-school pick-up technique.
Everyone has one somewhere!
1. I am the Lord of the house.
PUT DOWN THE PHONE.****
Did someone scatter Alexander McQueen's ashes under this or what?
Now he just looks like a nasty old woman.
But one which should be heeded nonetheless...
This is gotta be an excellent place to go for (too many) beers.
In a Parallel Universe
To be consumed via the eyeballs, daily. May induce random sniggers.
Courtesy of Don Draper himself, Mr Jon Hamm.
He was gone too soon!
Failsafe response to a male's physical approaches.
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