The door graffiti would have to be good to beat that.
It's funny because it's true. [Waits five seconds] Idiots.
You see something. You stop. You double take. Is it supposed to look like that?
Like looking down a particularly sarcastic kaleidoscope. Yes, it's the OVERFLOW!
Can you guess all 26?
Horrible suicide attempt.
We saw Lucy Liu on the telly last night. You can blame this on her.
How to wee when you have new shoes. (Inc. LINKOUT)
Another flight missed, we suspect.
Them Russkies do things SLIGHTLY differently...
Thay're a filthy, depraved bunch.
Does your phone go to bed with you?
The most appropriate F bombs in history.
What would life be like if all pets were well behaved Crufts types? The answer: NOT AS FUNNY
Yes, it sounds like it could be an erotic period drama book, but it's not.
0 = Gripped. 5 = I'll be back. 10 = Well gone!
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