Sarah Jean Underwood could wear a burka made of dead cats and she'd still look HORNY AS HELL.
Shay Maria is the kind of woman WHO MAKES US FEEL ALIVE! (In our trousers. Oh, the shame)
And my budgie has piano lessons.
"Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart."
I thought he was only joking about that boat...
Or has this Mac design aficianado gone too far?
Compassion and motivation with every order!
It's what they used to do to weirdos back in them olden days, like...
Apparently a corn snack container ship sunk and this was the result. How excellent is that?
Visual magnificence for the mind and hallway.
From Daft Ladykiller to Pumped-Up Sociopath.
We found a dog once in a old handbag. Turned out it was a jacket spud.
Everyday items can be quite dull. Look no further; here's a gallery full of cool ideas!
HOT GIRLS ARE STILL WEARING BIKINIS. All the time. Even to petrol stations and stuff. A wondrous place.
Oh, you can't cook? You just have a nice bottom? And you hate double entendres? I see.
That's the message here, right?
But which one is it, left or right? Vote by comment.
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