OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys.
Bet a few minutes later he was getting het up about the Force. You ain't foolin' no-one, Ben.
"Everyone wears masks. Mostly for mysterious reasons, and such. I just wear mine to look cool."
We're not just talking about changing a light bulb, the people in this gallery are SUPERSTOOPID.
They'll probably have their own advice column pretty soon!
"I bet you felt a right horse's ass on yer way in, eh" HA!
"Honestly, Jeffrey, the gradient nearly made my brow sweat. And my gusset was dripping"
"It's good for doing baguettes, honest"
"I make sandwiches like Jimmy Page now. He has mini Babybel and cucumber"
Be careful: if you pour it over your head you WILL get wet.
Our business cards are here. [Puts hand in pocket, pulls out the finger]. Okay?
This is us as dog. Except we want pizza. And cuddles.
1968 Ford GT40 Gulf/Mirage Lightweight Racing Car
Talk about taking a picture at JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT!
Sometimes they even went there when they weren't playing softball!
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