"Honestly, Jeffrey, the gradient nearly made my brow sweat. And my gusset was dripping"
"It's good for doing baguettes, honest"
"I make sandwiches like Jimmy Page now. He has mini Babybel and cucumber"
OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys.
Bet a few minutes later he was getting het up about the Force. You ain't foolin' no-one, Ben.
"Everyone wears masks. Mostly for mysterious reasons, and such. I just wear mine to look cool."
This is us as dog. Except we want pizza. And cuddles.
1968 Ford GT40 Gulf/Mirage Lightweight Racing Car
Talk about taking a picture at JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT!
Sometimes they even went there when they weren't playing softball!
We love old ladies. They make us laugh. And they give us money.
"I F***ING hate it when this F***ING happens. [Long pause]. Sorry."
Be careful: if you pour it over your head you WILL get wet.
Our business cards are here. [Puts hand in pocket, pulls out the finger]. Okay?
And you thought his hair was his biggest statement
This geezer will be rocking out cold to Billy Idol during his sixth birthday party. FACT.
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