"You know those new sneakers you like? I just chewed them. And then peed in them. Take care, Dog x"
If she isn't found innocent there is some serious problems with our Penal System.
We just discovered Emily the other day and immediately removed ourselves to our bedroom with zero supper.
Not only is it a fantastic coffee table but it is also a functioning controller.
Mr Zuckerburg has opened his little leather purse and thrown his change all over the people that invented Instagram to the tune of $1 billion.
Just look at the look on her face, she knows exactly what she's doing.
How freaking awesome does this look?
You didn't think it was contagious did you, or to do with ginger hair.
If he isn't a car mechanic already then he bloody well should be.
Labradors surfing the internetz, spaniels piloting light aircraft and horses fixing complex motor engines.
It's been a funny old week here at Kontraband but we're back and with an excellent overflow.
If you make eye contact whilst using this machine at the gym you are done for.
If you have seen a rise on hipsters in your area it might be time to cull a few off.
To enhance the viewing please that is Titanic 3D make sure you wear this glasses.
It more of the same, really well thought out advertising for the greater good of the planet.
We know what you're thinking but once you've seen the explanation you'll understand.
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