http://www.kontraband.com Kontraband Latest Content en-us 60 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=3889 It's the simple games that really, really do your head in, if the music doesn't drive you into a drooling mental state the addictiveness of this avoidance adventure surely will - Someone get me a straight-jacket STAT! (GayKevin gets 32.82secs) http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=3889 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=6531 A super-hellishly difficult ball balancing nightmare addiction & just to top off the bad day you are probably already having you will probably still be playing it long after your buddies have disowned you & gone down the pub! (Marvzoid gets 6403) http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=6531 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20321 You think you're cool with your MacBook & roomba well this guy built a time machine, that paradoxical tool beloved of Hollywood. Only trouble is when you start traversing the constructs of spacetime your flatmate might steal your cereal. Bummer. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20321 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20333 If you don't laugh at this man check your pulse, and your funny bone because it might be broken and you may need to see a professional, a professional comic that is: Get this man two blonde jokes, a dirty joke and a doctor doctor joke, stat! http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20333 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20334 I like the rigorous scientific explanation Richard Dawkins gives as to why science is interesting, I'm going to use the same deductive reasoning to win my arguments. What you don't like Bob Dylan? Well you can f#ck right off then! LOL http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20334 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20335 Go Remi!! Those cooler-than-thou urban street artists may be able to spray paint a wall, but they can't catch Remi after he's stolen their spray can and scored a touchdown with it. Just look at him run, is the NFL watching? LMAO http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20335 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20349 If your world is turning to sh#t in a cesspit & the walls of your reality are coming tumbling down around you, you can always rely on Family Guy to raise a chuckle. And this is a classic episode where Joe gets new legs and turns into a right b#stard. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20349 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20369 "He's ACTUALLY mad". Of course he is the zany b#stard! The lesson we can all take from this is that it's highly ill-advised to try and catch a snowball that's bigger than you. But then again, it's worth doing for the lulz. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20369 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20373 Salty celebrity tears are worth so much they're more expensive, by weight, than gold-plated saffron, at least that's what celebrities think. If you need to invoke public sympathy or just show how human you are, turn on the water works. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20373 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20378 A brief history of auto tune from its early days as a vocal coach for Cher, to its days as an over saturated musical aid, to the all conquering meme, to Jay-Z declaring its death. And what a ride it's been, but what will become of it next? http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20378 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20400 Remember, when you're absolutely wasted always precariously dangle over the edge of a subway platform, it's great fun. Once she was pulled back on the platform she should've thrown her arms in the air and said, "I am invincible!" http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20400 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20419 Ninja sex parties are difficult because you can't see where anyone is, so you just have to start humping the air and hoping that it's a hawt ninja babe. Alternatively you could start throwing some shuriken and wait until someone says ow. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20419 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20424 You sending the Wolf?? Oh, you feel better, motherf#cker? Except it's not that wolf but Teen Wolf who's all grown up and now in middle-age and middle management, no longer van surfing but instead is fixing the photocopier. What a badass. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20424 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20425 Maybe he was shooting his sticky webs at the kids, or touched Aunt May inappropriately? http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20425 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20426 Now that's how you erect a fence, some fabulous workmanship. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20426 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20428 This guy is pure evil right down to his torn fishnets, asymmetric hair and appetite for cake. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20428 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20429 Kudos for the non identikit pose but it does make me think she could probably rip off my johnson. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20429 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20431 Well, what did he expect from the internet? It's not so much the deception he detests as the fact she's a chubby monster. He's lucky she wasn't a 70 year old man who dresses in nappies and likes to abduct people. What a dickwad. LOL http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20431 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20432 The Matrix re-imagined as a silent film from the early part of the 20th century starring that little tramp, no not Jean Harlow but Charlie Chaplin. I'd like to see a version of The Matrix starring Charlie Brown, the cartoon equivalent of fail. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20432 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20433 It's the most terrifying, hideous monster of them all! The son of God. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20433 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20435 I'd happily go a few rounds with any of these honeys, no problem, and if they choose to not wear regulation dress code I'm not going to be writing to the governing body to make a complaint. Now put on Eye Of The Tiger and let's go! http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20435 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20436 There's been misspelled tattoos, amputee tattoos, WTF tattoos but these are just cr#p - they look cr#p, they're in cr#p places and are probably on cr#p people. Why do they do it? That question is one of life's great mysteries. LOL http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20436 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20438 This girl must be a ninja, only someone with the expert training of one of the Orders of the Seven Clans could perform such a neat trick and come back with a fish in her mouth. Or she could be a seal in disguise with a drill up its butt. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20438 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20439 Waaaa! Waaaaa! Waaaaaa! This guy has been playing MW2 for 17 hours straight and in no way has it caused his mental collapse. It's natural to punch holes in your bedroom wall and blubber like a b#tch with a skinned knee. Is it real or a viral? http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20439 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20440 George Lucas is looking a little grey these days...When Ewoks aren't making Star Wars spin-offs about monsters called Gorax they're getting up to mischief on daytime TV shows; drinking, moonwalking, fighting, dry-humping...the usual. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20440 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20441 Nothing shameful here, real men sh#t themselves. Steven Seagal? Sh#ts himself. Chuck Norris? Always got runny brown liquid squelching down his leg. Bruce Lee? Liked nothing better than to sit in his own soiled pants. So be a real man, sh#t yourself. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20441 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20444 Awesome, this boy is obviously training to be a ninja and he's passed the jumping from a 5th storey window part. Next up is to kick a great white in the teeth then surf a bullet train. Only then will he be able to enter the sacred clan. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20444 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20446 They say drinking milk is good for you, something about calcium or some such utter nonsense, well what about this kid? He's been drinking it for 17 hours straight and look at him! This is a milky spoof of the MW2 meltdown kid. LOL it up. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20446 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20447 This guy is amazing, just look at the supreme professionalism of his tricks, bounding off walls and steps like he IS the urban landscape - where does his foot end and the wall begin? So graceful, like a penguin swimming in the sea. A marvel. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20447 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20448 What is going on in the world of the Toast King? Well it seems his prawn buddy is toying with black holes which can be dangerous stuff because a black hole is a singularity and once you've got trapped in the event horizon there's no return. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20448 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20450 This crocodile thinks he da man climbing across the hippos' backs thinking they won't dare mess with his prehistoric ass, but he was wrong in a big way and he pays the ultimate price. They're not called hungry hungry hippos for nothing. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20450 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20451 These beards are no ordinary beards, we're not talking the Fu Manchu, the Winnfield, the Klingon, goatee or the mutton chops but a man's head trapped within a cage of his own beard with a working beard door - that is some impressive growth. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20451 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20452 These girls may be ugly but they've got some good Photoshop skills. That's enough for me. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20452 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20454 It looks OP delivered but did he send it to his girlfriend's number? http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20454 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20455 What's that teacher? You don't speak Chinese? You're fired. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20455 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20457 I would probably periodically eat at a table like that, as long as I wasn't too exposed to the elements. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20457 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20459 Push the play button. It might sound easy but some of the buttons here are hidden behind fiendishly difficult puzzles and minigames that will test your skill and timing to breaking point. Have you got what it takes to win? (Kevinda scores 479) http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20459 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20461 To make one of these novelty birthday cakes you need eggs, flour, cream, vanilla extract, sugar, baking powder, butter, icing sugar and a devilish wit! Who wants a Spiderman or Super Mario Galaxy cake when you can have 2 Girls 1 Cup? Awesome. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20461 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20462 She's a great looking lady with some satisfactory charms and a body I'd happily eat sushi off, then maybe we could go play on my Nintendo as well, who knows, it depends on my mood. Whatever happens I'd buy her for a dollar, or 89 yen. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20462 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20465 Wedding dancing is notorious for being bad; the unhip dad dance, the gyrating mother-in-law, but usually the bride doesn't sustain injuries from it. This is an epic way to destroy someone's wedding reception and ruin the big day. LOL http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20465 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20467 Along with his other skills, like strangling people who p#ss him off and speaking with a gruffly voice, Darth Vader can also rap and here he is along with the Emperor keeping it real. Luke gets in on the act as well, coming straight outta Tatooine! http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20467 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20469 Just like the man says, in today's broke ass society things are harder so you need things cheaper - he's got my attention. If I ever wake up next to a dead hooker or run over a child while drunk this man's getting a phone call. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20469 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20470 Everyone loves the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, they're cowabunga anchovy pizza dude! But there's always a tragic story behind every success and here we see how in the early days Donatello was bullied and mocked by Splinter. Tragic. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20470 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20471 8-bit perverted power-up depravity in this animation, a truly original concept this and for all its mind-bending sexual delinquency it's actually very enjoyable and clever. Just make sure nobody catches you watching it or they'll burn you. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20471 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20472 Delightful, this country song has a nice mellow melody as sweet as the scent of fresh strawberries, but the lyrics are some what dirtier and are of a more adult nature. It's a great spoof track from actor comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan. LOL http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20472 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20473 Want to play an instrument but can't afford a guitar because you live in a trailer with your 5 dads? Well this is one way you could still be musical; you'll need a balloon, a piece of string, a box and some talent. You go guys, rock on. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20473 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20476 If China have an overpopulation problem then they won't have for much longer if this is how they start to have intercourse, rubbing their butts together while wearing their underwear. It's taking safe sex to a new unprecedented level :( http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20476 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20477 This is four people's laryngeal openings singing opera, but filmed from inside their throats - although if I hadn't explained that you may've thought it was some other orifice, which would be equally, if not more, impressive - WTF!?! http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20477 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20480 Use the razor sharp scalpel to slice through various metal platforms, cables and cages and guide all the cogs through futuristic teleporters and on to their designated exit points! Will you be able to beat all the mind bending levels? (No winners yet) http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20480 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20482 The Brits knew who they both were waay back in 2002, Blackadder FTW!!! http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20482 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20483 All you want is a fat old paedophile dressed in a school girl's uniform with a pair of soiled knickers on his head pretending to be female, not an English lesson. Is that too much to ask? And since when did pedoes care about grammar? LOL http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20483 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20484 I swear I've had this nightmare, has he got a semi? I know I have :( http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20484 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20485 WTF is it? The only way to find out is to make one and see if you got it right! http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20485 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20488 So why are all these people clapping you wonder, as this clip begins. Is it someone's birthday, has someone just won something? No they're going to break in to a dance routine to Sons of Butcher's F#ck the Sh#t. F#cking awesome. LOL http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20488 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20490 So what do girls get up to when they hang out? They play with dolls until they p#ss themselves laughing by the looks of this video. If there's anyone out there who watches 30 Rock you'll know this as lizzing (laughing and whizzing). http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20490 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20491 Why did the baker have brown hands? http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20491 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20492 For those dedicated Christians who can't wait until the Lord's Day to get their weekly fix, here's an exciting new game. Bring outdated religious ceremonies into your home and make your home a house of God. Have you seen the light? http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20492 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20493 Using a mix of sci-fi, fantasy, anime, horror and fairy tales Mr Albion makes some haunting, striking, disturbing but brilliant images in a style that is detailed and all his own. Why is this man not drawing comics? (via randis.deviantart.com/) http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20493 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20494 This is a protest that took place in the capital of Ukraine at the entrance of the Ministry of Cultural Affairs in Kiev, protesting against sexual harassment in colleges. An unusual way to get the message across sure, but it gets your attention. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20494 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20495 The greatest TV show about the decaying corpse of the Great American City in 100 quotes, because it's all in the game y'all. I'd like to see a Baltimore version of Monopoly, how cool would that be? Then we could all be part of the game. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20495 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20496 We've had Ninja Cat well now we have the next logical step, kitty heads transposed onto human bodies. It's creeping me out to be honest, no longer do cats look all cutesy but instead look menacing and unnatural. Kill them with fiiire! http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20496 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20500 B#STARD-B#STARD-B#STARD!!! Time to put on your best onion scented beret and scream, "Liberté, égalité, fraternité!!" and celebrate the French and their cheating ways. Maradona cheated and he's the greatest footballer ever. Sacrebleu! http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20500 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20501 This guy goes to a super market and goes to aisle 12 and asks for a box of condoms. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20501 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20506 This is a unique if unusual way to play Mozart's Requiem, a choir from La Schola Cantorum Santa Maria degli Angeli use several dozen helium balloons to get their voices to the right pitch. I imagine this is what the Smurf's choir sound like. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20506 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20507 I doubt this is cow's milks, sounds more like full fat man's milk to me. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20507 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20503 What are the odds he sends him the wrong homework? LOL http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20503 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20504 Thinks it's all clever making pasta does it? Well even I can make pasta. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20504 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20508 Where did this happen? Next year I wanna spend Halloween in this town. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20508 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20511 Princess Leia and her stunt double catch some sun on the set of Return of the Jedi, what a splendid vision for the eyes. I bet the whole of the male crew members are all salivating out of shot, fighting each other to get a decent picture. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20511 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20513 "I AINT GETTIN' ON NO SPACE PLANE!!!" http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20513 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20520 A clever and novel idea, because the album cover is soon to be extinct once we download everything directly into our brains from a supercomputer that has a huge database of films and music, so might as well start using them in some other way. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20520 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20522 I think they should scrap American Football in favour of Rollerball like in that 70s movie starring James Caan, and if that won't get past the governing bodies they should replace it with this. It's much more enjoyable to look at. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=20522