http://www.kontraband.com Kontraband Latest Content en-us 60 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=5954 Just a helpful little tip - NEVER hang out by the photocopier. What are these people moaning about? Sexual harassment is the greatest thing ever invented. The chicks in the kontraband office throw themselves at you all day, it's brilliant. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=5954 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=18741 One of the most addictive platforms games since N, this game has you taking on the guise of a money seeking gent in a top hat with an impressive arsenal of aerial manouvers. Complete the levels and collect all the gold you can! (Ando gets 344) http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=18741 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21357 Even Remi dressed up as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles loves pizza, but he doesn't like paying for them. Remi takes advantage of some unsuspecting pizza delivery boys and gets himself some free food. 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If you're very lucky you might get an 80s icon! http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21388 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21399 What started as a cheesy advert for a second hand mobile phone website has escalated to the status of internet phenomenon and joined the likes of Billy Mays and the Shamwow guy. God bless you Mister Wonga and all the lolz you give us. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21399 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21402 We all know one. A person who spends more time updating their facebook status than they spend on doing whatever it is they've said they're doing in the update. These people need help, and with the help of vids like this they can be rehabilitated. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21402 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21404 Take control of the cutest knight you've ever seen as he embarks on a journey full of monsters, dungeons and ferocious foes. 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Man heights are the scariest thing ever. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21408 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21423 When it comes to Star Wars fantasies, most people immediately fixate on Princess Leia in that slave costume, but nobody ever spares a thought for Jabba, 3PO or the humble storm trooper. These Burlesque babes redress that balance. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21423 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21426 Lets play hunt the nipple, if you find one, you win the picture getting deleted! This gallery is definitely not safe for work but if it has nipples you have to be logged in to see them. 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That guy is pimpin, he gets a armchair while his wives sit at his feet and he gets his dead brothers wives, that's just how they roll in Uganda. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21432 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21433 Not to mention the human corporations destroying an otherwise perfect society... http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21433 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21435 Well someone's gonna get fired for sticking that on the wrong side of the escalator http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21435 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21436 My new hobby, harassing random strangers with banknotes. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21436 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21439 Ever wondered what it'd be like if the superbowl was reshot and edited by a big time film director like Quentin Tarantino or David Lynch? Well now you know. It might look cool but it makes it pretty hard to tell what the score is... http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21439 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21441 Is this what people mean when they say they're going to "butter up" their boyfriend? This is how to pwn his ass as he comes out the shower. Is it dangerous? Yes. Could he fall and crack his skull? Yes. Is it hilarious to watch? Yes! http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21441 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21447 Motorolla make everybodies fantasies come true by stripping down the lovely Megan Fox to her birthday suit and getting her to take pictures of herself soaking in the tub. Even if it doesn't sell a single cellular phone it was totally worth it! http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21447 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21458 If the zombie apocalypse does come I sure as hell wouldn't want to be in a house like this, boarding up windows and splashing around in the basement. I'd head over to Bill Murray's place and watch Ghostbusters. (No winners yet) http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21458 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21460 I don't think I'm alone in saying that I almost never look at my receipt, even after seeing these weird receipts I'm probably not going to start either but it shows you never know when you could find something that would make it worth while. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21460 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21462 Well this certainly makes me want to buy an air conditioner. Off looks more comfortable. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21462 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21463 Probably the most honest as well as accurate statement ever made by a psychic. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21463 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21465 It took them years to train as train drivers but it was totally worth it. Via chainbear.com http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21465 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21466 It's usually only gay if the balls touch but sometimes their are exceptions. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21466 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21467 Shopped or just wood chopped? I can't work it out, brain hurts. M.C Escher would be proud, it must be the wood Eschers famous stair case was made from. Either way let's burn the guy who made it for witchcraft and mindf*ckery. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21467 http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21469 Sometimes you just don't know until you've done it, this is probably not one of those times. http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=21469