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They are the women that drive men to warp fact five - The ultimate sex sirens of space !
Little did I know that being voted "Best of the Best" or "Queen of Kontraband" would thrust me into doing this blog post.
That's the great thing about summer, the female body beautiful, in a bikini, looking lovely.
Imagine if you woke up one day in 2-D as a cartoon, you'd still need a woman, right? Well here's ten you could choose from...
She might have the kind of face that men killed for in 50s thrillers but she's spent the past 15 years accumulating a laundry list of incidents that make her utterly undateable...
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Two construction workers discuss what makes a good cat call, arrogance or understanding? LOL
They'll give you their guns when you take it from their smooth, manicured hands! Girls n' guns = win
Dayam, where can I volunteer to be in one of these videos? It looks like it could be pleasurable pain.
Dinner, desert and booze combined in a single drink? I'll take five hundred and a Big Mac chaser.
Wow, this Las Vegas elevator's seen more action than me, it must be pumping out Sex Panther.
Girls in bikinis simulating sex acts with a plastic tube with water in and what looks like an olive. Sweet.
Stupidly obese skinny-dipping sumo streakers running towards you is kinda fascinating - WTF?
The hottest hotties from Tekken don their bikinis, oil up and duke it out in 2000fps slow motion!
This is what happens when the cuties get it right? Prepare to get your pole blown.....away!
Mostly magicians seem like total douchebags, but in reality they're first class babe magnets.
What if our real-life conversations were like Twitter, limited to 140 characters before being cut off?
There are many ways to impress the laydeez, but none is more effective than being a complete jerk!
This is what you might call a nightmare situation, it's going to take years of therapy to get over this.
Some people have looks that are out of this world, and this girl would definitely fall into that category.
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So concerned with the welfare of those cute animals, PETA disregard the human female! LMAO
If only my IT department was as good looking, it would be a pleasure getting condescended by them.
Beasts of war are unsightly monsters, but even they like to score hawt babes. I mean, who doesn't?
Do you stink? You fetid, rotting pile of whale sh#t. I know you do I can smell you from here. LOL
Calvin Harris makes sweet music out of bikini-clad ladies, by creating one big human synthesiser.
It's a simple premise, good-looking girls in bikinis read out lines from this sci-fi classic. Awesome.
