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I'm fairly sure I never used to be like this. I used to care about people I'd never met and feel sorry for them when hilariously painful accidents befell them.
Jesus, why did I ever agree with my brain when we had a nice cosy chat about the possibility of a 2 week vacation right away from any form of modern technology on a hot, sweaty island, with only mosquitos and sunburn for company?
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Horror movies have always occupied a special place in my heart, but what the hell has happened to them?
These are all driven by nostalgia, by a compulsive lurch towards more seemingly innocent and carefree days.
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In the dark recesses of distant galaxies the soft mechanical hum of a passing spacecraft...
Ok, i don't do this very often - It's time to stop thinking about chicks, cushions, computers and cars !
So Michael Jackson announced his final tour dates to take place in old London town, at the O2, which is the old Millennium Dome for anyone who cares.
I don't know about anybody else out there, but I miss this damn show. Created by the genius hand of Canadian animator John Kricfalusi...
In 2016 it's dark days for the American dream. The country is a desolate landscape of distributed wealth and free health care.
I was walking in to work today, my scarf flapping in the breeze, Jack Frost biting at my nose while I contemplated the solution to the question of life, the universe and everything...
Imagine if you woke up one day in 2-D as a cartoon, you'd still need a woman, right? Well here's ten you could choose from...
Satirizing Glenn Beck and the shuffling, dribbling masses that monotonously trudge along behind him is unnecessary.
With twelve days to Xmas it's time we got in the mood, so here's twelve songs to count down the days and help get you through the next twelve sleepless nights you'll be having.
What with the recent announcement of the nominations for the 81st Annual Academy Awards here's a look back at some of the times they got it so wrong...
One of the unexpected benefits of the current scarcity of original ideas in Hollywood is the surprising migration of documentaries...
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Is work a necessary evil, does it give our lives shape, focus, direction and a reason to crawl out from the covers each morning?
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For this week's funfest I'm going to be getting all dewy-eyed about those harbingers of fond, nostalgic memories - children's toys and trading cards.
Unless you've been hiding under a rock, you know that one of the biggest summer movies, the re-imagined Star Trek was released the other week.
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I've just spent 20 minutes looking at graphs that have squiggly lines on them, they're all progressing in a disturbingly downward fashion...
Ten simple words uttered by a crudely constructed cartoon character levelled a debate that has been shouted at me from both sides for as long as I can remember.
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Or simple solutions to serious problems with health care...
We've all want to jump into a car, preferably a car you waved down in the streets...
VIDEOS
Matrix re-imagined as a silent film from the early part of the 20th century starring The Little Tramp.
Remember, when you're wasted always precariously dangle over the edge of a subway platform.
Just like the man says, in today's broke ass society things are harder so you need things cheaper!
