A Country Fire Authority got a call out to a suspected gas leak, understandably the caller was worried. Nobody wants to go up in a ball of flames when they light up the cooker to fry themselves some bacon for supper.

But when they arrived it turned out to be something they weren't expecting.I don't know what they've been feeding this pig but its flatulence smells like natural gas. Maybe the fireman should've put a stopper up its ass to stop the smell.

Whatever next, they'll be a bomb scare over a small brown substance found in one of the fields, only for them to discover it was some cow sh#t.

According to this Wikipedia comparison chart the cereal fronting Count is the vampire who is the toughest undead pale-faced fictional goon out there, as his only weakness is that he gets a bit soggy in milk. He's either impervious or indifferent to all the usual vampire slaying suspects like stakes through the heart, sunlight and garlic.

So forget the terrifying preternatural monstrosity of Nosferatu, or the Gothic horror of Bram Stoker's Count Dracula. A simple ray of sunlight or stake through the heart and they'll be turning to dust quicker than a freshly swatted moth.

So next time you give the kids their cereal be mindful that the most fearsome, strongest Prince of Darkness isn't lurking in every bowl. Muhahaha. Muahahahahahahaha!