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So, the end of summer, it's a time when the ninjas here at Kontraband go away on holiday to exotic climes...
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Wesbo. Kontraband. Rarely will you find two words in the English language more entwined.
We all remember the Star Wars Kid, that Thriller video by the Filipino inmates, Boxxy...
You will die. We all will, eventually. But how are you going to get there?
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We've had Ninja Cat now we have the next logical step, kitty heads transposed onto human bodies.
Ninja sex parties are difficult cos you can't see where anyone is, so you just have to hump the air.
This girl must be a ninja, only someone with such expert training could perform such a neat trick.
Everyone loves the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, they're cowabunga anchovy pizza dude!
Awesome, this boy is obviously training to be a ninja and he's passed the first part of his training.
It's the go to guy for all your ninja questions, except he fails as a ninja in a few crucial areas...
It looks like there's going to have to be a ninja-off between this and the original ninja kitty. LOL
If you have foliage, be afraid! These guy aren't ordinary lumberjacks, they're highly skilled ninjas.
All your favourites are here from Boxxy, sneezing panda, Keyboard Cat, Mr Astley, Ninja Cat...
No one is above the law! Be afraid cos he's hard to kill, out for justice & you'll be marked for death!
This guy wasn't doing too badly, he was gaining my respect as a badass, a ninja, but then...
These guys are calling themselves ninjas, but a ninja doesn't get caught by the police. Ninja fail.
This film looks mega-awesomely badass-tastic! It's got ninjas fighting each other. Nuff said!
Wild thing, you make my heart sing, you make a everything...groovy. Wild thing I think you move me.
Deadly bunny assassins unleash ninja hell upon each other, they stil look cute even with lots of blood.
The long-haired Muppet from Top Gear, James May, meets that ninja of the rally world Ken Block!
Beware if you're putting your car in the garage, check that this guy isn't lurking somewhere overhead!
Only a true ninja sets their crotch on fire, it takes great skill, finesse, aptitude and flammable pants.
I bow down at the altar of this man's badassness, a ninja of the court, a sage of the trickshot.
That crazy Toast King and his prawn buddy are back, this time they're attempting to read a book...
This guy's awesome, I want him on my team! He's like a batting ninja, doing a 360 with the bat.
