We may not be getting our hands on faster-than-light travel, time machines, teleporters or anti-gravity any time soon but the future is still going to be awesome, at least according to Intel.

Clearly bored of making microprocessors, those crazy Californians have made this slick video of two girls messing about on a train while a whole bunch of techno-weirdness bubbles up in the background.

See The Future showcases how Intel reckons some of its more out-there R&D could look once unleashed on the rest of us. Cute.

According to this Wikipedia comparison chart the cereal fronting Count is the vampire who is the toughest undead pale-faced fictional goon out there, as his only weakness is that he gets a bit soggy in milk. He's either impervious or indifferent to all the usual vampire slaying suspects like stakes through the heart, sunlight and garlic.

So forget the terrifying preternatural monstrosity of Nosferatu, or the Gothic horror of Bram Stoker's Count Dracula. A simple ray of sunlight or stake through the heart and they'll be turning to dust quicker than a freshly swatted moth.

So next time you give the kids their cereal be mindful that the most fearsome, strongest Prince of Darkness isn't lurking in every bowl. Muhahaha. Muahahahahahahaha!