Usually when you see a heading like that you immediately think of a woman alone enjoying herself with a toy. Well cleanse your mind of those perverted thoughts you degenerate. It is in fact a new scientific breakthrough, researchers have grown rabbit penises that are fully functional. Awesome.
Now I can fulfil that dream I've always had of covering my head in male rabbit genitalia. Yes! I'll be the envy of all my friends, guys will want to be me girls will want to be, on me. I'll be invincible and I'll be able to satisfy a hundred female rabbits at once. Yeah baby.
Jealous? I know you are. We all know a rabbit foot is lucky, well head full of rabbit dick is even luckier.
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The YouTube Piano
It's an interactive video where you play the piano by using the timeline. Brought to you by Instrumentube. Under their profile page they've also got an electric guitar, bass guitar, upright bass and shaker. You can start your own band on YouTube!
I can imagine a world in the not-too-distant future where all human activity will be carried out on YouTube. Stay with me on this one. We'll watch entertainment videos there, play music, video-games, use it to communicate, eat, breath, dance the horizontal tango. Everything.
It'll be like the Matrix except it'll be full of 14 year-old vloggers decrying their lot in life, and fat people who can't leave the house taking the Pizza Roll Challenge who taste of heart attacks and diabetes. I can't wait.