This is a vehicle for all those people that think an environmental catastrophe is the stuff of myth, for those people that watch Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth and find it inconvenient and untruthful. Because not only is this a four wheel drive, the car equivalent of China in the polluter stakes, but it has seats covered in "whale-penis leather." Lolwut?

What's their next project? A steering wheel made from the pancreas of a tiger, tyres made from a panda's vagina? The world's declining fish stock used to make a jet-ski? I certainly hope so, because I've wanted to drive a car made from the stolen organs of the world's endangered species for some time.

Maybe they should start making car parts out of the f#cking Sun while they're at it. Yeah?

We're all for tolerance of other people's beliefs here at Kontraband, but it's always cheering to hear about Scientology taking a beating because it seems to rest on manipulation, the promise of life-improvements and lots of other batsh#t. Using pseudo-psychological processes like "returning" to erase painful memories called "engrams" (a term Mr Hubbard stole from neuropsychology), they seek to enlighten, but are in fact doing the opposite by closing people's reality tunnels.

All Hubbard's theorizing is just the raping and pillaging of modern science for his own means, warping, bending and reshaping to fit his personal philosophy. Which is fine, but to turn that into a cult which claims legitimacy, well, it doesn't strike me as a trustworthy organisation.

Which is why it's good to hear this, that they've been convicted of fraud because that's what they are: fraudsters.