The nuclear apocalypse, one day it may come and put an end to us miserable cretins called humanity. Especially if Kim Jong-Illing has his way, the chubby cheeked wispy-haired muppet. And if you've been wondering, which I know you have, how a nuclear attack would affect the city you live in, then this is the place to find out.

Type in a city from any country in the world, choose your weapon, from a suitcase bomb to a full on asteroid impact, press that metaphorical red button, and you can find out the fallout, and pressure, and the horrific devastation it'll cause.

Don't stop at a town or city either, why not type in an ex-girlfriend's address, your boss, or even that guy who used to bully you at school. Oh they'll pay, they'll pay for what they did, oh yes. Muha. Muhaha. Muhahahahahahaha!

It's the news none of use wanted to hear. Scientists adapted geographic profiling to investigate the hunting habits of great whites and discovered they match that of serial killers. Those demons of the sea, that have black eyes, like a doll's eyes, target their prey in the same way as Hannibal Lecter. FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Dear god, we're all doomed!! Next time I go swimming in waters that may harbour a great white I'm going to be on the lookout for a highly cultured shark.

I can just imagine it sitting on the ocean bed in a restraint mask, cooking up some flava beans with one hand, while reading a laminated copy of Joyce's Finnegans Wake in the other, listening to traditional Japanese court music, surrounded by eviscerated baby seals, diving masks and empty oxygen tanks with suspicious bite marks on them.

As if we needed more reasons to be scared of them. What next, Nazi crocodiles that can fly and have thumbs?