Do you love watching vicious interrogations, slutty brides say I do, gas tank gang rape, a biblical mushroom trip, or an invisible man knocking some a-hole out? Then you are going to LOVE the Def and Dum Show.

For all the Kontra-"bandits" out there, the Def and Dum Show is an on-line off the wall sketch comedy show brought to you by comedians Matthew Gill and Jeff Cowan of Gill or be Gilled Productions.

Def and Dum Show is brought to you by the same guys from Gill or be Gilled Productions who just released Baby Boss with Kontraband.com. All five episodes can be seen on Kontraband.com or at gillorbegilled.com.

Please stop working, worrying, planning, thinking, analyzing, stressing, and Get DUM!

Enjoy the Show!

Tired of having to get the rubber out of its packet and roll it down the purple sword of passion? Say you've pulled some lady down the local bar, who's so drunk she thinks you look like the unnatural love-child of Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp, now there's no need to worry about fiddling clumsily in the dark and delaying the passionate joys of intercourse.

Because somebody has invented the spray on condom. That's right, it'll be spraying graffiti on your own back yard, or front yard. Sort of. It comes in a variety of pretty colours so why not let the lady choose, like a real gentleman. You suave Casanova you!

After the deed, if it's a flavoured one she can just swallow it down and there you go, nothing to clean up. Plus you can say you've taken her out to dinner, as well as shown her a good time. What more does a woman want from a night out?