The nuclear apocalypse, one day it may come and put an end to us miserable cretins called humanity. Especially if Kim Jong-Illing has his way, the chubby cheeked wispy-haired muppet. And if you've been wondering, which I know you have, how a nuclear attack would affect the city you live in, then this is the place to find out.

Type in a city from any country in the world, choose your weapon, from a suitcase bomb to a full on asteroid impact, press that metaphorical red button, and you can find out the fallout, and pressure, and the horrific devastation it'll cause.

Don't stop at a town or city either, why not type in an ex-girlfriend's address, your boss, or even that guy who used to bully you at school. Oh they'll pay, they'll pay for what they did, oh yes. Muha. Muhaha. Muhahahahahahaha!

Tired of having to get the rubber out of its packet and roll it down the purple sword of passion? Say you've pulled some lady down the local bar, who's so drunk she thinks you look like the unnatural love-child of Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp, now there's no need to worry about fiddling clumsily in the dark and delaying the passionate joys of intercourse.

Because somebody has invented the spray on condom. That's right, it'll be spraying graffiti on your own back yard, or front yard. Sort of. It comes in a variety of pretty colours so why not let the lady choose, like a real gentleman. You suave Casanova you!

After the deed, if it's a flavoured one she can just swallow it down and there you go, nothing to clean up. Plus you can say you've taken her out to dinner, as well as shown her a good time. What more does a woman want from a night out?