Make sure you have a constitution that can withstand a superhuman drug intake, you degenerate filth monkey. And make sure you bring along your Samoan attorney who is to drugs what competitive eating champion Takeru Kobayashi is to food. The man is a soldier.

I like the idea of a board game based around a crazed drug-induced search for the American Dream in the deserts of a place so corrupted if you dug into that sand deep enough you'd find politicians hiding with their second home and bags of dirty money.

And whoever's created it is auctioning it on eBay, so smoke a crack pipe, neck 20 tabs of LSD while freebasing a Columbian's face and get over there and get it you lazy drug fiend.

It's here, the moment we've all been waiting for since, well, since never really because nobody knew that it was coming. But don't let that put you off. It's our brand new games section! KB has teamed up with Bigpoint, one of the top 3 gaming portals worldwide, to bring you an awesome selection of browser games, because all we want is for you to be happy.

Take to the oceans and have a sea battle with 1000s of other online users, fight dirty, call their mom's despicable names, whatever it takes to be victorious. Or take off to the unknown expanses of space fighting filthy alien scum in unknown celestial territories.

There's also deep sea adventures, robot fighting, gladiatorial battles, mafia wars or pimp out your ride, you badass. Whatever takes your fancy, so head on over and be prepared to while away some ungodly hours. Go on, you're our dishonourable guests.