EAU DE CIGARETTES


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Sick of unwanted male attention? Dab a cigarette behind each ear and watch as would-be male suitors scatter in all directions, covering their mouths as they squirt their stomach contents through the gaps in their fingers! This sure trumps Ipecac!

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to be honest,i want to start to smoke ,but i won't.
Added: 578 days ago by Amy
 

 
 

I wish people would really spew like that because of smoke.
Added: 579 days ago by danneandmanu
 

 
 

it must've smelled that bad, huh. My brother smokes a lot but it doesn't make anyone puke...
Added: 592 days ago by zorbee
 

 
 

Thumbs down, for obvious reasons. :-(
Added: 592 days ago by NuttyE
 

 
 

Bet she smells hot :)
Added: 592 days ago by wesbo
 

 
 

so..if you're a smoker this wouldn't be a problem.. good score!
Added: 593 days ago by grizzly
 

 
 

I'd still hit it.
Added: 593 days ago by andopolis
 

 
 

Hot...but a bit smokey!
Added: 593 days ago by AlphaDog
 

 
 
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