Most of us think of zombies as a bunch of hideous, brain eating, mindless monsters, which they are, but they also need to feel loved, just like the rest of us.

When they're sitting at home, all alone, eating their meal for one of poached organic human gallbladder, cassoulet of eyeball & a confit of rotting skin, they can get lonely (now, I know that might sound a little elaborate as a meal for one, but - and this is a little known zombie fact, so this is probably an exclusive - when zombies are at home, they are gourmets; they love it!).

While you may be terrified of them, and fear their cannibalistic primal urges to consume your flesh, some decent people feel differently. Knowing how hard it is for them to meet members of the opposite sex (or same sex, there's no discrimination) especially with their busy schedules - with all the chasing and then feasting - some kind soul has set up this dating website.

It's strictly for the reanimated, no signing up if you're not dead! I know what some people's tastes are like...So if any of your friends are zombies, and looking for that special someone, you know what to do!

"The elongated, braided nostril hairs were a sign of tribal standing, displaying to others that this tribesman was of important social status, a respected elder statesmen who must be revered like the hallowed earth itself, so we called him Butt-face..."

While I just made that up it sounds exactly like the sort of writing to be found in a bizarre book called, 'The Secret Museum of Mankind ' - a kind of weird, tribal photography book from back in the day, with degrading written explanations.

Leave it to those early travelling occidentals to be instinctively racist, bigoted and insulting.

We could all learn a lot from them.