This guy has a foot like a traction engine. Known only as The Brain, he is bringing football onto the streets and displaying a blatant disregard for those around him. Brilliant.

So we get football in the local bar, in shops, on buses, balls being hoofed down busy high streets, will one of the shoppers go for a diving header?

Doubtful, but he's sure to ruffle some feathers. Let's just hope he doesn't get a red card. He even has the 'balls' to get a header off a policeman.

Not quite sure about the significance of the girl with the orange plastic bags, but she seems to be enjoying herself, so why not?

The nuclear apocalypse, one day it may come and put an end to us miserable cretins called humanity. Especially if Kim Jong-Illing has his way, the chubby cheeked wispy-haired muppet. And if you've been wondering, which I know you have, how a nuclear attack would affect the city you live in, then this is the place to find out.

Type in a city from any country in the world, choose your weapon, from a suitcase bomb to a full on asteroid impact, press that metaphorical red button, and you can find out the fallout, and pressure, and the horrific devastation it'll cause.

Don't stop at a town or city either, why not type in an ex-girlfriend's address, your boss, or even that guy who used to bully you at school. Oh they'll pay, they'll pay for what they did, oh yes. Muha. Muhaha. Muhahahahahahaha!