SELFDEFENCE FOR DORKS
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Forgot Karate, Taekwondo & Kung Fu, these are the real moves you need to perfect - These guys master some of the classics, choke defense, knee on belly sweep, low kicks, they're all covered here - All you need is a weird moustache & geek glasses !

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I want to see all of it! Where is this from, anyone know?
Added: 405 days ago by Whadda
 

 
 

Last Resort!
Added: 408 days ago by Spymagician
 

 
 

Hey I don't see NONE of that shit in the UFC....what the hell????
Added: 408 days ago by Peebs
 

 
 

These are the most awesome self-defense moves. Ever. [rolls eyes]
Added: 408 days ago by satyriasis
 

 
 

What about the "distracting back-fist"?
Added: 408 days ago by 3mta3
 

 
 

I highly doubt Non is getting taken down at 1:50 from a little pop to the head
Added: 409 days ago by Kara
 

 
 

"Choke." "Full force?" "Choke" "Choke, Choke, Choke."
Added: 409 days ago by Jacobim Mugatu
 

 
 

ough!
Added: 408 days ago by 3mta3
 

 
 

I guess they got tired of their wives beating them up...
Added: 409 days ago by jessebied
 

 
 

Now i'm ready to take on the world!!!
Added: 409 days ago by nissanskyliner
 

 
 
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