TURTLEBOY
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Everyone knows that there is nothing cooler that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but this loincloth wearing loser takes his admiration for the fearsome foursome one step too far and it gets scary - Raphael has never looked quite this out of shape !

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Once every year for his birthday he gets a pot of green paint.
Added: 283 days ago by Chukkles
 

 
 

i dont see what the problem is. i dress like donatello all the time
Added: 287 days ago by beast89
 

 
 

how long till the neighbors called in the SWAT team
Added: 288 days ago by Shade2366
 

 
 

OMG! Can you imagine being a member of the team that responds to that call? "Uh, Sarge. We appear to have a green virgin pretending to be a Ninja Turtle on the front lawn, and failing miserably I might add. I am requesting permission to pull the tri
Added: 287 days ago by erlkonig
 

 
 

Erm wrongness! Why would you do that? Please tell me it was a bet/he was high/pissed.
Added: 288 days ago by Shothead
 

 
 

hmm ok, fat guy gets painted green, gets a red cloth tied around his face and wears only his tight scairy underpants then gets sprayed down well trying to look cool kicking into thin air. SOMEBODY PLEASE GOUDGE OUT MY EYES THEN KILL ME!!!
Added: 288 days ago by stephen666
 

 
 

What did this fool use to paint himself?! Whatever it is, looks like water is not washing it off. (and by the way, why the hell are they hosing him down?!!) YIKES
Added: 288 days ago by pahwloo
 

 
 

special ED retards are at it again
Added: 288 days ago by predator-x
 

 
 

I think...this is better than the Star Wars kid. IMO anyway.
Added: 288 days ago by enishi
 

 
 

WRONG WRONG WRONG!! Raphael used Sai's!
Added: 288 days ago by somejerk
 

 
 
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