TURTLEBOY
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Everyone knows that there is nothing cooler that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but this loincloth wearing loser takes his admiration for the fearsome foursome one step too far and it gets scary - Raphael has never looked quite this out of shape !

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His parents must be proud.
Added: 430 days ago by photon
 

 
 

Atleast he is wearing a jock-strap for his own little turtle protection....That is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Added: 430 days ago by garbosrt4
 

 
 

5 seconds into the video , i shouted "HEY ITS BRITNEY!!"
Added: 430 days ago by jaysquall
 

 
 

lol, this was almost more difficult to watch
Added: 430 days ago by Murderman1134
 

 
 

lol, this was almost more difficult to watch
Added: 430 days ago by Murderman1134
 

 
 

*FACEPALM* cause when trying to explain how retarded that was in words just wont cut it.
Added: 430 days ago by embattled666
 

 
 

didn't the turtles have 6 pack abs and shells? and din't raphael (The Red one) have sai's? I'm soo cunfused...
Added: 430 days ago by jessebied
 

 
 

epic fail just doesnt seem strong enough a word....
Added: 430 days ago by MAFFEW
 

 
 

Dude, put on some shell!
Added: 430 days ago by stonedog
 

 
 

Hahaha i LOL :)
Added: 430 days ago by jox mcrox
 

 
 
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