The internet's fastest growing child exchange network! And the favourite website of a certain bear, I hear he's soon to be their spokesperson. It's a bit like swapping trading cards at elementary school, like Garbage Pail Kids (if you remember those).

So if you've had a child and you can't bear the sight of them any more, say they're just not quite as sporty as you wished or they're a bit of a wimp and get bullied a lot. Then you can put them on this site, create a profile for them, and then trade them for your perfect son or daughter. Be prepared to haggle though, some parents drive a hard bargain.

Don't hang onto an unwanted child. If you wanted a boy and you got a girl, or vice versa, then just swap them, it works out best for everybody. You want your child to be happy, right? Then trade them!

Tired of having to get the rubber out of its packet and roll it down the purple sword of passion? Say you've pulled some lady down the local bar, who's so drunk she thinks you look like the unnatural love-child of Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp, now there's no need to worry about fiddling clumsily in the dark and delaying the passionate joys of intercourse.

Because somebody has invented the spray on condom. That's right, it'll be spraying graffiti on your own back yard, or front yard. Sort of. It comes in a variety of pretty colours so why not let the lady choose, like a real gentleman. You suave Casanova you!

After the deed, if it's a flavoured one she can just swallow it down and there you go, nothing to clean up. Plus you can say you've taken her out to dinner, as well as shown her a good time. What more does a woman want from a night out?