SCARIEST GIRLFRIEND EVER !
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Good luck to anyone making the 'beast with two backs' with this girl - surely you won't want to follow her up those stairs when she gives you those come to bed eyes - the way she's built they're be more like death-ray eyes! - FAIL!

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christ! that she-man will attack your penis like a whale crushing a submarine to suck up all the seamen.
Added: 399 days ago by dethklok
 

 
 

It's got two upside down Google guys in it's bra
Added: 400 days ago by Jacobim Mugatu
 

 
 

the sad thing is that she looks as though she'd probably be hot if she wasn't so muscular. those tits are disgusting, they look like someone glues grapefruits to a bodybuilder's pecks.
Added: 401 days ago by beef_burrito
 

 
 

disgusting looks i never thought muscles were attractive and with the supplements she takes i bet she would test more as a man than a women her testosterone has to be elevated, what a waste
Added: 401 days ago by shutterbug
 

 
 

I would totally do her! and after tell her to kick my ass!!
Added: 401 days ago by killinjason
 

 
 

WOw... thats was gross.. first of all... i jus wanna inquire why these "muscle babes" always have the f*ucken worst hair and make-up... i mean if someone colored her damn roots and took of that 80's music... her face atleast would look semi- decent..
Added: 401 days ago by HelloKittyBtch
 

 
 

uhh thats a girl? :|
Added: 401 days ago by MacintoshMonster
 

 
 

Yeah Dee Snider is back!!
Added: 401 days ago by motocray
 

 
 

WaWaWeeeeWa!!!!!!
Added: 402 days ago by dazz
 

 
 

she would kick your ass, if you didn't get her off
Added: 402 days ago by Shade2366
 

 
 
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