SCARIEST GIRLFRIEND EVER !
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Good luck to anyone making the 'beast with two backs' with this girl - surely you won't want to follow her up those stairs when she gives you those come to bed eyes - the way she's built they're be more like death-ray eyes! - FAIL!

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shes got 3 sets of tits. that aint right
Added: 402 days ago by quintvisk
 

 
 

THROW SOME SPOTS ON HER AND WE COULD MILK THE SHIT OUTTA HER
Added: 402 days ago by danzigwhytsell
 

 
 

watch how she walks up the stairs, " I need a face to f**k"
Added: 402 days ago by Ed Gein95
 

 
 

I can see the advantages to dating her: she would protect you from bullies; since she can't have a period, she'd never get knocked up; you can hop on her back and ride her like a human Segway.
Added: 402 days ago by wmblakewilson
 

 
 

She'll just scream like a little girl like the rest of them...
Added: 402 days ago by eye69
 

 
 

Id hit it. I like the way her boobs look like a couple of pink melons stuck on the front of a pair of massive heaving man pecs.
Added: 402 days ago by haggardfalcone
 

 
 

thats gay
Added: 402 days ago by viciouskiller
 

 
 

And I thought I was going to have nightmares after being dragged to watch Mamma Mia the movie.....
Added: 402 days ago by unbeliever
 

 
 

that is just.. fundamentally flawed. from a primate's point of view that is. wouldn't want to say that to her face, though :D
Added: 402 days ago by jampe
 

 
 

F*CK Kontraband ! Another He-She??? What's going on here?!?!
Added: 402 days ago by ninetysixmustang
 

 
 
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