MEET THE PARENTS


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It's that dreaded moment in a man's life when he meets the parents of his girlfriend, we all know it could be faux pas central, so listen up to these handy hints, then hopefully you won't strangle their dog & make out with her sister...

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I would so tap the mom and the daughter and then get the old man to film and post it on Kontraband as those two ladies have what it takes a Vagina!!
Added: 1181 days ago by palukaninja
 

 
 

Whats the name of the track at -4:40?
Added: 1183 days ago by lordstuff1
 

 
 

video did not work for me :-(
Added: 1182 days ago by wobble
 

 
 

the out takes are better...
Added: 1183 days ago by madisep
 

 
 

probably in the same place her make-up application guide and sincerety are... but since she can't find any... we're stuck w/ what we got here.. :
Added: 1183 days ago by Kremit
 

 
 

The smaller the male's frontal lobe and mental capacity... the more attactracted a woman will be to said male... Needs to be a saying: "Chicks dig assholes and Nice guys are in the friend zone."
Added: 1183 days ago by Kremit
 

 
 

shes got what it takes, a vagina
Added: 1182 days ago by Werebear
 

 
 

LOLZ!!
Added: 1183 days ago by Elliebear
 

 
 

anyone with half a brain and decent manners should already know this stuff
Added: 1129 days ago by evilmonkey
 

 
 

Women need a video advising them not to date the type of ill mannered men that need this video.
Added: 1183 days ago by topcatsmc
 

 
 
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