We may not be getting our hands on faster-than-light travel, time machines, teleporters or anti-gravity any time soon but the future is still going to be awesome, at least according to Intel.

Clearly bored of making microprocessors, those crazy Californians have made this slick video of two girls messing about on a train while a whole bunch of techno-weirdness bubbles up in the background.

See The Future showcases how Intel reckons some of its more out-there R&D could look once unleashed on the rest of us. Cute.

Usually when you see a heading like that you immediately think of a woman alone enjoying herself with a toy. Well cleanse your mind of those perverted thoughts you degenerate. It is in fact a new scientific breakthrough, researchers have grown rabbit penises that are fully functional. Awesome.

Now I can fulfil that dream I've always had of covering my head in male rabbit genitalia. Yes! I'll be the envy of all my friends, guys will want to be me girls will want to be, on me. I'll be invincible and I'll be able to satisfy a hundred female rabbits at once. Yeah baby.

Jealous? I know you are. We all know a rabbit foot is lucky, well head full of rabbit dick is even luckier.