DIRTY DOLPHIN
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So cute & adorable, but they won't be when you come home from a hard day's graft & catch one in bed with your missus! They may be clever but they still have basic needs that have to be satisfied, even if that means dry humping another species !

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Oh dear. you do realise you're all over the internet now missus?
Added: 353 days ago by masterbruce
 

 
 

My ex had a "dolphin". I'm sure it was nothing like that.
Added: 355 days ago by 3mta3
 

 
 

that is, it ran on batteries
Added: 354 days ago by 3mta3
 

 
 

Can't beat a bit of Beastiality!!
Added: 356 days ago by johnfitz42
 

 
 

lolz, that trainer totally set her up!
Added: 356 days ago by dethklok
 

 
 

agreed... sit spread eagle, and extend your arms like you're opening an embrace... that dolphin knew exactly what to do.. probably happens on every tour to one volunteer..
Added: 354 days ago by Kremit
 

 
 

McDolphin friendly fin dildo haah :)
Added: 356 days ago by jox mcrox
 

 
 

McDolphin friendly fin dildo haah :)
Added: 356 days ago by jox mcrox
 

 
 
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