MAKOTO ISHIKAWA'S HAWTNESS FAIL


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Look at the size of those, this is one...zzzzzz...I'm falling asleep watching this, what happened? This has all the components of a hawt video: girls, jugs, bikini, but it fails, I've been more excited watching two rhinos at it on a nature doc !

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its a dude
Added: 982 days ago by dylon26
 

 
 

she moves like a robot...and it seems like she has never worn heels before...and...its almost like she has never been hot before in her life.
Added: 1165 days ago by $h4muS
 

 
 

Come on guys, this is some serious porn! Hardcore nerds need something to excite them, but not over excite them.
Added: 1160 days ago by DJseija
 

 
 

What happened here?
Added: 1168 days ago by Strickly K
 

 
 

Ick. Don't like floppy jaloppies
Added: 1168 days ago by masterbruce
 

 
 

those big bewbs taking blood away from her brain, neg affecting her mobility. on one hand easy target, she doesn't move, on the other she will just lay there like a dead fish
Added: 1165 days ago by dethklok
 

 
 

Two pictures would have done the trick...
Added: 1167 days ago by promano
 

 
 

Yawn!
Added: 1166 days ago by savage101
 

 
 

Was wondering what the hell you guys were going on about, when I saw the preview pic for this video...about 10 seconds into the video, I knew. Fucking MOVE, bitch!
Added: 1168 days ago by LinkSilver
 

 
 

must stay awake....
Added: 1168 days ago by viciouskiller
 

 
 
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