MAKOTO ISHIKAWA'S HAWTNESS FAIL
Comments: 16
Look at the size of those, this is one...zzzzzz...I'm falling asleep watching this, what happened? This has all the components of a hawt video: girls, jugs, bikini, but it fails, I've been more excited watching two rhinos at it on a nature doc !
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its a dude
Added: 290 days ago by dylon26
Come on guys, this is some serious porn! Hardcore nerds need something to excite them, but not over excite them.
Added: 468 days ago by DJseija
I bet she rucks like a loony off the camera....
Added: 472 days ago by unbeliever
those big bewbs taking blood away from her brain, neg affecting her mobility. on one hand easy target, she doesn't move, on the other she will just lay there like a dead fish
Added: 473 days ago by dethklok
she moves like a robot...and it seems like she has never worn heels before...and...its almost like she has never been hot before in her life.
Added: 473 days ago by $h4muS
Yawn!
Added: 474 days ago by savage101
Meh, butterface and I could iron my shirt on her flat ass. And without that top it looks like she'd sag down to her knees. triple fail
Added: 474 days ago by Smoke_Jaguar4
Two pictures would have done the trick...
Added: 474 days ago by promano
I liked it! But to be fair, I'm getting kinda old and I'm on a lot of medication so the slower pace makes it MUCH easier for me to follow :-)
Added: 475 days ago by stslish
so f'ing boring. yet, i watched it until the end.
Added: 475 days ago by applesandoranges
Possibly the greatest advert ever made...
If this is a let down I will kill myself.
He doesn't even get naked the weirdo.
Like a box of chocolate
Trek with double dose of random WTF-ness!
More of a rant than a video but very funny.
A weird biological looking arcade game.
She is having a "Mass Effect" on my crotch, ill be in my bunk
An animation about a phobia of doorways.
The blue hippy cats ruined the film Avatar.
Combinin 2 good things to 1 awesome one
Poppa Burch is the real star of the show.
Is it man or machine? No, it's an idiot!
Not just your common or garden douchebags
It makes the weirdest noise ever.
What Bear Grylls is like when the camera stops
Is this guy drunk or the victim of a stroke?
Save apple picking Mexicans from war.






































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