MAKOTO ISHIKAWA'S HAWTNESS FAIL


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Look at the size of those, this is one...zzzzzz...I'm falling asleep watching this, what happened? This has all the components of a hawt video: girls, jugs, bikini, but it fails, I've been more excited watching two rhinos at it on a nature doc !

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its a dude
Added: 290 days ago by dylon26
 

 
 

Come on guys, this is some serious porn! Hardcore nerds need something to excite them, but not over excite them.
Added: 468 days ago by DJseija
 

 
 

I bet she rucks like a loony off the camera....
Added: 472 days ago by unbeliever
 

 
 

those big bewbs taking blood away from her brain, neg affecting her mobility. on one hand easy target, she doesn't move, on the other she will just lay there like a dead fish
Added: 473 days ago by dethklok
 

 
 

she moves like a robot...and it seems like she has never worn heels before...and...its almost like she has never been hot before in her life.
Added: 473 days ago by $h4muS
 

 
 

Yawn!
Added: 474 days ago by savage101
 

 
 

Meh, butterface and I could iron my shirt on her flat ass. And without that top it looks like she'd sag down to her knees. triple fail
Added: 474 days ago by Smoke_Jaguar4
 

 
 

Two pictures would have done the trick...
Added: 474 days ago by promano
 

 
 

I liked it! But to be fair, I'm getting kinda old and I'm on a lot of medication so the slower pace makes it MUCH easier for me to follow :-)
Added: 475 days ago by stslish
 

 
 

so f'ing boring. yet, i watched it until the end.
Added: 475 days ago by applesandoranges
 

 
 
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