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Nothing hides religious intolerance better than a good old fashioned sing song, so in an effort to lift spirits at the Anti Ground Zero Mosque protests and cover over the thinly veiled racism at it's core Trade Martin has written a song!

No, this isn't a joke and it's not an excerpt from Team America 2. It's apparently a completely straight-faced and earnest attempt to win hearts and minds around the view that freedom of religion shouldn't apply to Muslims.

If he's managed to convince you of his arguments through the powerful medium of song then head over to his youtube page and check out some of his other songs, I can guarantee you won't be disappointed.

Christina Aguilera has been forced to accept private gigs at weddings and Bar Mitzvahs following the cancellation of her US tour and poor sales of her album 'Bionic', according to reports.

'Bionic' was critically panned and flopped in the UK where it became the lowest-selling number one album for eight years and soon dropped out of the charts.

Speaking to Now magazine, a source said: "Christina's performing at Bar Mitzvahs and weddings. She wanted to charge £1.3 million a time but her hubby Jordan Bratman convinced her to lower it to £157,000 so she'll get more gigs."