MELON VS MELON
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And here it is the very pinnacle of humankind's achievements! Smashing a melon with your melons! Something to write home & tell the folks about, they'd be mighty proud! Still, it is impressive, now how about smashing a lovely bunch of coconuts?

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okay thats just **** nasty
Added: 317 days ago by Fexxe
 

 
 

HOLY BOOBIE SMACK BATMAN!!!! XD
Added: 317 days ago by MagnasTV
 

 
 

WHAT THE ****
Added: 317 days ago by danneandmanu
 

 
 

This holy hooter of a woman is named Busty Hearts.
Added: 317 days ago by Scooter31
 

 
 

what the fuuuuck.
Added: 317 days ago by Ary
 

 
 

This is some sort of infomercial isn't it? "Billy Mays here, how many times have you tried to make fruit smoothies but just haven't had the time? You need new Hammerhooters!"
Added: 317 days ago by wiggles
 

 
 

ammmmmmmmmmm? what
Added: 317 days ago by beboapps
 

 
 

that cannot be heathy, and i like how she loses a hair extension.
Added: 317 days ago by nungdoon_2
 

 
 

I think we solved the case of the breast feed killer.
Added: 317 days ago by Chukkles
 

 
 

By the time she is 60 she'll be carrying those things in a wheel barrel.
Added: 318 days ago by
 

 
 
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