MELON VS MELON
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And here it is the very pinnacle of humankind's achievements! Smashing a melon with your melons! Something to write home & tell the folks about, they'd be mighty proud! Still, it is impressive, now how about smashing a lovely bunch of coconuts?

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if she's lucky
Added: 315 days ago by tre
 

 
 

A line from the movie Weird Science comes to mind, "Nah, any bigger than your hand, and you'll just sprian your wrist."
Added: 318 days ago by Watt Da ell
 

 
 

I am so happy that someone else makes reference to weird science on occasion. I use the riskin a sprained wrist line as often as I can
Added: 317 days ago by quintvisk
 

 
 

NERDS!!! I'm sorry, guys, it's just I suffer from pan displacement due to occasional stomach upset.
Added: 317 days ago by esrdin
 

 
 

Weird Science is the greatest movie EV-AAAAR! Either you leave in peace, or you stay and DIE!
Added: 317 days ago by Strickly K
 

 
 

what the **** was that?
Added: 318 days ago by joshuapenman
 

 
 

What the hell did I just watch?
Added: 318 days ago by TSprang
 

 
 

if she were in Japan, there would be a cult following by now.
Added: 318 days ago by zorbee
 

 
 

She is all but elegant :D It just looks so wrong! I like it
Added: 318 days ago by jampe
 

 
 

Holly flapping fun bags batman!!
Added: 318 days ago by dazz
 

 
 
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