WHY YOU SHOULD WEAR PROTECTION


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We're all controlled by it & follow it like it was our leader, but if it started talking back to me like it does to this dude then I would not be impressed, but I couldn't cut it off so I suppose, unfortunately, I'd have put up with it :(

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if my dick had gilbert gottfried's voice id **** chop it off
Added: 1124 days ago by drchronic
 

 
 

gag the mother fucker ha
Added: 1123 days ago by joshuapenman
 

 
 

lol....ok???
Added: 1123 days ago by joshuapenman
 

 
 

ill chop ma dick off so it can shut the **** up lol
Added: 1121 days ago by Grimehead88
 

 
 

just hit it because it should listen 2 u!
Added: 1124 days ago by dondon49
 

 
 

That's BS, they scream is you use a condom, mainly because condoms are terrible.
Added: 1124 days ago by macjimster
 

 
 

There is no I in team, but there's three u's in Shut The Fu-- Up!
Added: 1124 days ago by Jacobim Mugatu
 

 
 

Hot.
Added: 1123 days ago by promano
 

 
 

Seems a lot of people have a dick for a boss.
Added: 1120 days ago by anderson
 

 
 

His dick is such a little pussy... wait, isn't that a contradicition?
Added: 1123 days ago by raccoon_ninja
 

 
 
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